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	<title>Comments on: How babies function</title>
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		<title>By: Curt</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-325</link>
		<dc:creator>Curt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You're right, I forgot about that. Also, don't forget that driving against traffic doubles any multiplier you have, so if you're doing all that against traffic, you can get up to a x8 multiplier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re right, I forgot about that. Also, don&#8217;t forget that driving against traffic doubles any multiplier you have, so if you&#8217;re doing all that against traffic, you can get up to a x8 multiplier.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-324</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guys, I can't believe you forgot the most important part of the scoring system!

Carl, above all else, you need to remember to chain your bystander hits. Contrary to what you might expect, when you hit multiple people your score is MULTIPLIED by the point value of the next bystander you get, not added. And if you can do it in a skid, you might be able to pull off an artistic impression bonus of up x4.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, I can&#8217;t believe you forgot the most important part of the scoring system!</p>
<p>Carl, above all else, you need to remember to chain your bystander hits. Contrary to what you might expect, when you hit multiple people your score is MULTIPLIED by the point value of the next bystander you get, not added. And if you can do it in a skid, you might be able to pull off an artistic impression bonus of up x4.</p>
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		<title>By: Curt</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-317</link>
		<dc:creator>Curt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hehe, no, it's not just like that in Quebec. There's a metric fuckton of assholes on the roads these days. They aren't assholes in Markham though. They're just dangerous idiots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehe, no, it&#8217;s not just like that in Quebec. There&#8217;s a metric fuckton of assholes on the roads these days. They aren&#8217;t assholes in Markham though. They&#8217;re just dangerous idiots.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil D</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-316</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol, it's starting to remind me of just driving. Period. 

I don't know about drivers in Ontario, but here they are just getting dumber and less courteous every day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol, it&#8217;s starting to remind me of just driving. Period. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know about drivers in Ontario, but here they are just getting dumber and less courteous every day.</p>
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		<title>By: Curt</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-315</link>
		<dc:creator>Curt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is all starting to remind me of driving in Markham... ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is all starting to remind me of driving in Markham&#8230; <img src='http://www.curtsbasement.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Neil D</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-314</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Turn signals, you don't need them. If you want to turn right, then by god do it. Who cares if your not even in the right lane to turn right. Don't signal and just do it. The other drivers will figure it out or else they shouldn't even be driving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Turn signals, you don&#8217;t need them. If you want to turn right, then by god do it. Who cares if your not even in the right lane to turn right. Don&#8217;t signal and just do it. The other drivers will figure it out or else they shouldn&#8217;t even be driving.</p>
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		<title>By: Curt</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-312</link>
		<dc:creator>Curt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, Neil's covered all you really need to know about driving. Oh, and turning music up really loud and completely disregarding your mirrors while driving well above the speed limit is about how everyone drives, these days. You'd best drive like everyone else or someone might get hurt. 

Oh, and we're not playing this Thursday as Joe and I will be at a concert anyway, so the accumulation of baby knowledge is fine as far as D&#38;D is concerned.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, Neil&#8217;s covered all you really need to know about driving. Oh, and turning music up really loud and completely disregarding your mirrors while driving well above the speed limit is about how everyone drives, these days. You&#8217;d best drive like everyone else or someone might get hurt. </p>
<p>Oh, and we&#8217;re not playing this Thursday as Joe and I will be at a concert anyway, so the accumulation of baby knowledge is fine as far as D&amp;D is concerned.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil D</title>
		<link>http://www.curtsbasement.com/2008/04/how-babies-function/comment-page-1/#comment-311</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pets - 2 pts

Children - 5 pts

People on manual powered transport devices (ie: bikes, rollerblades) 10 pts

People that think pedestrians have the right of way - Priceless

Good luck out there Carl! :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pets - 2 pts</p>
<p>Children - 5 pts</p>
<p>People on manual powered transport devices (ie: bikes, rollerblades) 10 pts</p>
<p>People that think pedestrians have the right of way - Priceless</p>
<p>Good luck out there Carl! <img src='http://www.curtsbasement.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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