Ask a Basterd

Posted on July 16, 2009, 7:33 am, by Carl, under Humour, Movies.

Found this today on Wired. Basically like Dear Abbey advice but it’s from Brad Pitt instead. Hillarious stuff.

If I Exaggerate My Salary on Online Dating Profile, Should I Fess Up?

Is it OK to look at pornography at work?

Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz?

Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist?

Edit 1: Found some more

Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?

I want to post a picture of my wife’s butt on twitter รก la Ashton Kutcher. Do I need to ask her first, or can I snap, post, and hope she’ll be flattered?

Should I ask my World of Warcraft wife if she’s really a dude?

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5 Comments

  1. Neil says:
    July 16, 2009 at 7:58 am

    The peeing one is the funniest one.

  2. Carl says:
    July 16, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Added some more, fuck these are hillarious

  3. Curt says:
    July 16, 2009 at 9:18 am

    These are AWESOME!

  4. Curt says:
    July 16, 2009 at 9:19 am

    I’m in ur post, addin’ ur categories!

  5. Neil says:
    July 16, 2009 at 10:49 am

    ok, the cellphone at the movies one made me laugh. The WoW one is ok, the wives butt one was thin. Not bad overall.

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