Ask a Basterd

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Carl

Found this today on Wired. Basically like Dear Abbey advice but it’s from Brad Pitt instead. Hillarious stuff.

If I Exaggerate My Salary on Online Dating Profile, Should I Fess Up?

Is it OK to look at pornography at work?

Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz?

Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist?

Edit 1: Found some more

Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?

I want to post a picture of my wife’s butt on twitter á la Ashton Kutcher. Do I need to ask her first, or can I snap, post, and hope she’ll be flattered?

Should I ask my World of Warcraft wife if she’s really a dude?

5 thoughts on “Ask a Basterd”

Neil on July 16, 2009 at 7:58 am said:

The peeing one is the funniest one.

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Carl on July 16, 2009 at 8:16 am said:

Added some more, fuck these are hillarious

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Curt on July 16, 2009 at 9:18 am said:

These are AWESOME!

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Curt on July 16, 2009 at 9:19 am said:

I’m in ur post, addin’ ur categories!

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Neil on July 16, 2009 at 10:49 am said:

ok, the cellphone at the movies one made me laugh. The WoW one is ok, the wives butt one was thin. Not bad overall.

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